I would like to thank my brother in-law and his http://diaryofa3rdperson.blogspot.com/ for inspiring me to start this blog. Not so sure it was an inspiration as much as plagiarizing his idea. I have at points in my life fancied myself a writer (not by trade or even skill I suppose) but at times I did take make attempts at writing short stories, poetry, song lyrics (no musical ability), even a few attempts, more like fleeting thoughts actually of writing the Great American Novel. I of course knew that a Novel, much less a great Novel would never happen. I am fully aware of my limited ability to write and more importantly to follow through on much of anything. This seemed like a great forum for putting pen to paper. So I hope if you take the time to read any of this you are at least mildly entertained and if not well at least it didn't cost you anything.
I have taken on multiple roles, in multiple lives over the course of my brief time here on earth. I will attempt to recall stories from these lives in a series of "Did I ever tell you about the time" moments for the purpose of entertaining some of you, offending others, and mostly to chip the rust away from my memory and practice writing again. I will also use this and other social media forums to shamelessly promote http://diaryofa3rdperson.blogspot.com/ , and my brother Chris if he ever gets around to actually starting his blog.
Please keep in mind these are fictional autobiographical stories. Pieces of this material will be slightly exaggerated or completely made up for the purposes of story telling, not that I will need to do this for the purposes of story telling as much as to fill in the gray spaces where pieces of life were left in the bottom of some bottle or lost to other forms of debauchery or douchebaggery.
I hope you enjoy reading the mis-adventures of the WiscoKid